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cuddle curtain

a piece of cloth along a string that extends from one post of the bed to the other. when pulled across a private barrier is created. Great for a roomate who wants some privacy or if they want some pussy.
Ravishu: Hey Tom im trying to do my studies and you two are distracting me.

Tom: Ok *pulls cuddle curtain*
by mmcdonald92 November 21, 2010
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camel curtain

When a female's muffin top, gut (or paniculus) hangs low enough to cover-up her camel toe.
Damn...when I was in line at Walmart there was a chick across the isle with a kickin' camel curtain.

I ducked under the camel curtain and bam...found sugar.
by Midlo Clydesdale November 22, 2016
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Burp Curtains

The absolute stupidest term to describe someone’s lips. Often used by zero people in no productive context. Don’t call your mouth or lips a Burp Curtain. I wanna kill myself.
“Yer better shut them burp curtains boi... ‘for I make a belt outta the Bible and whip you so hard you’s gon’ land in tha Bible Belt.”
by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021
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the curtain call

whilst getting some pussy in missionary position, as you are about to climax. tilt back your head and start singing poorly then rock your head forward knocking out your woman. then look around with a stupid grin on your face then pull out and go ask you boss at work for advice as to what to do next.
yo i was rocking stready with my girl, and then i gave that skank the curtain call. i freaked out and ran.
by mascow July 26, 2016
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beef curtain

(n): a big ol' cooch that looks like roast beef
"Hey dude I was gonna come over and visit"
"How about you come over and lick my beef curtain."
by mangos112 January 24, 2020
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rose curtains

A nice looking, neatly packaged vagina an inny. Opposite to beef curtains
Yeah man she had the best looking rose curtains I’ve ever seen, not gross like fucking beef curtains
by Cydneypop July 22, 2018
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Curly curtains

When you grow out your pubs so there is a curtain for your Willy.
When my boyfriend popped a chub, the curly curtains opened.
by Blaine Bane August 28, 2017
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