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Jem Clarking

To romance a girl with lots of attention and effort so that the girl will then leave her boyfriend so that you can have as much toe and bottom sex as you want
Bob ‘I’m going to do some Jem Clarking here’
Eggy ‘Go on my son
by Fidel Castros son June 22, 2018
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Clark park

A magical place created by god himself. The holiest of lands. Legends say you can even see Jesus roaming around at night. If you step foot in Clark and are being a fiend, god will show you his fiery wrath. Clark Park is a sacred land. Stoners are the guardians of Clark Park and you will be punished if you enter as a fiend. (They can smell fiends from a mile away)
I went to Clark park and the stoners declared I wasn’t worthy enough
by Coochie catcher May 10, 2019
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Clarke-Kray

Chief Master Sprog of the Royal Navy.
Made in a lab, an experiment gone wrong mixing Goat Sperm and Greyhound Eggs.
It looks like Basil Brush and has the IQ of a Romanian Hog.
The most reprobate, retrograde, profligate, degenerate, delinquent known to England.
More commonly knows as simply “Sproggy George”
Person 1: “who did this… the whole helicopter is broken”
Person 2: “yeah that’s it, it will never fly again, could’ve been that guy who looks like Basil Brush
Person 3: “Oh Sproggy George, yeah it was him”
Person 4: “who? Clarke-Kray!”
Person 3: “that’s Sproggy George”
All others: what a reprobate
by ProfligatusPrime April 18, 2023
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eli clark

a survivor from identity v

has a very cute owl and is a bitch in single training

he’s still pretty cute though
“OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE GOING AGAINST ELI CLARK IN SINGLE TRAINING
by evelyn aka that bitch November 23, 2021
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cooper clark

Wanna get the Cooper Clark if ya know what I mean?
by Majesticbunny26 May 10, 2019
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Clark Kent

Verb (Gender War); A defense, used by a male, against female (usually THOT) mating psychology where the male exhibits a deliberate display of weakness in order to become invisible to the female.

An energy conservative defense that relies on the strength of female hypergamy in an environment of resource scarcity (often contrived).
Lois: Is that an Armani suit?
Clark: I LOVE YOU!!!
Lois: omg, eww! Like, who does that?

Clark: ~Heavy breathing~
Lois: ~tells all her friends~

A: awww, you just Clark Kented that THOT
Clark: Save dat money!
by SuryaTzu March 27, 2020
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Anne Clark

An amazing, smart, funny girl that brightens every room when she walks in. A girl named Anne Clark always has ur back and you can count on her. Anne Clark is also super smart and she also looks out for her freinds. An Anne Clark is a big talker and loves to laugh. They are cute, loving, and one of the most amazing girls you could ever meet!!!
Did you see Anne Clark the other day ago??

Yeah I’m really lucky to be her friend
by Snowballlove0174 December 22, 2018
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