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Schlouga de Bloom

Would you like to come over and Schlouga de Bloom.”
by MF2020 November 1, 2020
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Anal bloom

The fetish of liking how the shape of your anal looks like. The closest thing I can use for metaphor is how people have some hobbies looking at a flower's anatomy and seeing it in an elegant way like taking pictures of a flower blooming except it's the anal.
The way this anal stretch and squeeze is exemplary as well as the curves it has just brings naught but happiness to a monsieur like mine especially as it stretch and squeeze like no others! OH HOW THIS ANAL BLOOM!
by TrashIdiot February 10, 2021
mugGet the Anal bloommug.

Blooming

The act of rolling back one's foreskin to reveal the head or glans of the penis.
William's penis was blooming after Emma tugged it down out of frustration.
by The REAL Artist January 4, 2023
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