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Dirty Bethany

When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.
"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."
by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024
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Bethany

A Bethany is a crazy but quiet friend. She won't speak to anyone but once you start talking to her, she will open up. Bethanys are usually the opposite of feminine, usually a total tomboy.
I saw Bethany on Sunday
by ieatnagitoes June 24, 2021
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