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Conversation Blue Balls

When a man engages a woman in an extremely suggestive conversation, that she ends abruptly just as he thinks he is about to “close the deal.” Could possibly result in injury to the man in extreme cases.
Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?

Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
by Trayvon July 17, 2009
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Youtube Blue Balls

When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it.
You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.

Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.

You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.
by maarryytt March 17, 2008
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Terminal Blue Balls

What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.
Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.
by Studpuffin March 23, 2011
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Virtual Blue Ball

when you get blue balled over skype by a beautiful girl in Connecticut.
Man, that girl was taking her clothes off over webcam, but then signed off. She virtual blue balled me.
by i<3eg May 21, 2009
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Coronavirus Blue balls

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but then coughs so you push her off because you don’t want to risk getting coronavirus but then you get blue balls and you wonder which is worse.
Leif: man, that girl totally gave me coronavirus blue balls. Good hand technique though.
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Nightclub Blue Balls

This refers to the process where a DJ is building up to 'Dropping the Bass' in their mix while performing at a nightclub, but then doesn't follow through, and leaves the entire dance floor feeling thoroughly unhappy and unsatisfied.
Guy: "Oh, here it comes! He's about to drop the ....Eeargh! No! that DJ just gave me Nightclub Blue Balls !...My night is ruined"
by Krabooji September 25, 2012
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Chat Blue Balls

The angst and sexual urge you feel when chatting with someone online and you really just want to see them in person instead. Like actual blue balls, this can be temporarily relieved by jerking off, but is only truly resolved by visiting the person of desire.
Don't type so dirty like that, it's giving me chat blue balls again.
by xctimmy November 24, 2011
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