Ashton Kutcher

A young hot guy that loves the old hot ladies who are close to his moms age.

Ashton Kutcher could have had Britney Spears but he went for Demi Moore instead.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

ashton kutcher

Ashton is only famous for his looks. He is not funny and people that think he is funny should rot in hell.

Ashton is a fag.

by Jenny July 2, 2004

ashton kutcher

One of the worst actors ever. He can't act and all his movies/telivision shows have been flops (except that 70s show)

Ashton Kutcher is one dumb fuck

by Idiot Paranoia June 28, 2004

Ashton Fact

An Ashton fact is a fact where you aren't quite sure of it's truth. It could be true... but is it ?

"He told me that in the future, only 1% of English will be how it is today!" "Hmm, idk dude, sounds a bit like an ashton fact to me."

by apersonwholikeswords June 5, 2018

ashton beggio

Ashton is a fucking whore. He will stalk your ass all day and night..... he will try to fuck you, so dont u dare get in bed with this ( monster) his dick is about the size of a tiktack and has no freinds whatsoever, his siblings treat him like shit and he smells like your grandma who just scarfed down a dumpster.

(Ashton beggio) will suck your ass

by Ashton beggio August 7, 2019

Zac Ashton

a sexy beast with a 9 inch cock
everyone loves him
gets all the bitches
W rizz
so hot

"do you know zac ashton"
"yes he gets all the bitches"
"everyone loves his 9 inch dick"

by gngwgeorge August 23, 2023

ashton tirado

Someone to have sex with at 12am.
Someone to love.

Use Ashton tirado

by Bkhkhxkhxkyxiydiyd June 15, 2017