Like 'Pay Per Click' and 'Cost Per Click, 'Abuse Per Spam' refers to the rate of abuse one goes through because of internal spamming. Internal spamming is all about colleagues sending unwanted and unsolicited information to each other.
by KSS007 August 23, 2011
Canadian cop: Sir, I clocked you at 80 Syrups per Moose.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.
American: Correction sir, I was doing 50 Cheeseburgers per Eagle.
by ColderWeather86 October 7, 2022
A measurement ratio of pretty girls in skirts per distance travelled, ie while walking out at lunchtime.
by DCLacoste April 17, 2012
The way the court signs a decision when the ruling is fucking obvious or the justices don't want to be individually called out.
by Lucinda G. December 2, 2015
When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.
by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015
An unofficial measurement consisting of using human penises to measure an object's volume, accurately.
1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
1 dspci = 5 inches of cock
Since my pencil is about 1.2 dicks per cubic inch, I tried to shove it up in my dream anus and now it's stuck.
by da4ssfück3r July 9, 2021
by XX CRIP STONE XX January 23, 2022