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Alfie

There’s just no explanation.
ok maybe there is:
he is always up for a hug with you even when you have fallen out.
he gives the best hugs ever.
always up to talk or FaceTime.
will always be there for you no matter what.
one in a million.
an amazing friend and you would be lucky to have him.

very very good lucking.

thank you for being there Alfie :)
Girl: “omg, Alfie hugged me yesterday!”

Girls friend: “aww, he’s so sweet!”
by simp for Oscar Iannone November 14, 2020
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Alfie

Most overused uk name, they love interactions with people nearly twice their age, they can sometimes go depressed for no reason at all And cry when being called a neek/wetty neek (we safe tho mush)
Just really annoying in general. If you know an alfie if he drops your group for a tournament in Modern warfare he’s a legit and certified alfie (he has to go negative tho.)
Hi Alfie your a wetty neek wasteman *alfie sobs* “I’m ok.”

“Okay neek.”
by Not a neek November 14, 2020
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alfie

Mia: Ugh I hate Alfie.
Alfie: Suck your mum you fat slag.
Weirdos: OOOOOOOOHHHH
by DejiIsHot October 26, 2020
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Alfie Brooks

Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory
hey who’s that he looks like a rick dis Tory

oh dw that Alfie brooks
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020
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Alfie brooks

Alfie brooks is a rich kid Tory Who loves hot chocolate . Alfie brooks however seems very likeable and is because of his humor and the only people who don’t like him are people who type very long paragraphs that Alfie dosent want to read . Alfie is trustworthy but might moo at u in science . His fav people are still : poppy poppy-willow and poppy willow fry
hey who’s that he looks like a Tory ?

Oh yeah that’s Alfie brooks
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020
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Alfie

The most amazing person in the entire world who does not like maisie Shores
Alfie is so amazing
by BIG WILLY PERSON January 8, 2021
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Alfie Waite

Damn, Alfie Waite has a massive cock.
by dozyballs January 16, 2021
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