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Aiden

Aiden is the most unattractive person in the world, he looks like a crossbreed between Tarzan and golem. Just the sight of perc can make your eyes bleed and make you regret even living. If you ever are unfortunate enough to meet an Aiden you should jump off a bridge to save you from a sacred life.
Scene: Aiden is staring into the void while everyone is trying not to look at him
by Master_Midget_da_best April 28, 2020
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Aiden

Is a noob who is bad at cod even Anton is better
That aiden is retarded
by Thatboi123666 February 24, 2017
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Aiden

Aiden has such a slap worthy head, it Is really hard not to slap his head. He has a very small dick, probably 1 inch... He will never get a girlfriend because he is an ugly fuck.
Guy 1: I wanna slap Aiden's head
Guy 2: I agree, after we should make fun of his really small dick

Guy 1: Sounds Good, lets do it!
Aiden: OOOOOWWWW, my head! I think my dick shrunk...
by True Facts LOL October 17, 2017
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Aiden

a boy who is a cry baby when ever he loses in a game. His hero in life is Lighting McQueen from the hit movie Cars. This creatures diet is only bread, toast, and GRILLED CHEESE! His heart is to a girl down the street named Kendall.
Aiden, Kalida OH, Blonde, boney, and CRY BABY!
by monster time July 17, 2009
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Aiden

Generally a ok guy, but he is short. (Just like his dick)
Aiden: hey
Other kid: hey shorty
Aiden: I'm not short
Other kid: ok
by #@wow.com}{ May 29, 2016
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Aiden

A fuckboi who pretends to be everybody's friend. Though he secretly hates the way he is, he is too scared stop his habits. Generally a playboy tossing girls left and right.
Girl #1: hey you know that guy i been texting?
Girl #2: yeah? The one that kept asking for your number right?
Girl #1: He is soo not who he says he is. He kept asking for nudes and asking me to come over to his house to "chill".
Girl #2: aw sorry girl. Didn't think he would turn out to act like a Aiden.
by Chicflick July 5, 2017
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Aiden

a piece of retarded shit that no one loves. he is short and has a douchey haircut. everyone hates him because of his stupidity. he has no friends in school and will be unemployed with 389579 restraining orders when he grows up
Man 1: dude I hate that guy
Man 2: he must be an Aiden then...
by awesomekid0349831094 April 5, 2019
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