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Yard snacks

Various non-foods that your dog or pet eats when playing outside in the yard. Includes: pine cones, bugs, sticks, etc.
Snowball loves playing outside because of the variety of delicious yard snacks to eat and barf up later.
by amandagold May 27, 2015
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G-yard

E.g. Herbert: You're a smelly pee-pee Simon!

Simon: Don't make me send you to the G-yard bro!
by WittierOcean532 May 26, 2019
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yard pizza

Sylvia hates Kristy so much, she made yard pizza all over Bill's lawn.
by Hoppatrol June 23, 2017
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yard hen

Synonymous with being in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.....again.
" Hey, make me a sandwich, my lil' yard hen."
by Gotcha_Andy August 24, 2016
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the longest yard

1. An American sports comedy movie from 1974, The Longest Yard, tells the story of an incarcerated former professional American football player who builds a football team from the motley crew of the other prisoners. This team is supposed to play against the guards, who use their position, dirty tricks, and foul play to hinder the prisoners' team. The movie has had many remakes, most notably a 2005 one starring Adam Sandler.

2. A challenge that is greater than expected or reasonable. It comes from the title of the movie, where the prisoners have to not only get better at football, but also overcome inexperience, low confidence, lack of equipment, officers' cowardly attacks, etc. In gridiron football, a team advances score by walking yards until reaching the endzone. Since the prisoners have to deal with much more problems than the opposing teams, these yards are way harder for them to get, i.e., they are "longer," not in size, but in effort.
1. You like football, prison shows and comedy, you should watch The Longest Yard.

2. To overcome addiction and homelessness was the greatest yard in his life.
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Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor
Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!
by SweetSugarBalls November 2, 2017
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Harvard Yarding

When a person performs a horrible attempted mimic of an accent whenever they hear a word commonly associated with said accent.
I hate that whenever Bill hears somebody mention anything about Boston, he just starts harvard yarding "Bahsten" for no reason!
by Captain Eagle Scout March 11, 2014
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