AKA Sarah Palin, redneck hicktown mayor who became Alaska governor and now is a wannabe Vice Prez selection of John McCain. She criticizes Barack Obama for not being an in-bred, incestuous, goat fucking, moonshine-guzzling, trailerpark-dwelling,NASCAR-mongering, Confederate flag waving redneck hick, and for starting out as a community organizer on the mean streets of Southside Chicago.
As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo's father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.
As a Christian fundamentalist, who considers herself "morally superior" to liberals and who demonizes teen moms and pre-marital sex, she opposes sex education in public classrooms and has cut funding to a shelter for homeles pregnant teenage moms, even though her own teenage daughter Bristol is knocked up (and about to enter a shotgun wedding with the embryo's father), thereby earning Palin the title of Hypocrite of the Year, Every Year.
"Did you hear Caribou Barbie talking trash about Obama and the liberals' lack of family values?"
"Yeah, what a hypocrite!"
"Yeah, what a hypocrite!"
by SpringHawk September 05, 2008
a plastic "fakey" looking girl, with a stereotypical bimbo look like Barbie has. A cheap, generic slut.
That chick is a total Barbie doll, she looks like a porn star wannabe, or a trailer park beauty queen.
by oleyshmoley October 19, 2009
A tiny celeb...
Her real name is supposedly Barbara Paris.
The most annoying troll on Stickam.
She's weird and dumb but she thinks she's an Einstein relative.
Her real name is supposedly Barbara Paris.
The most annoying troll on Stickam.
She's weird and dumb but she thinks she's an Einstein relative.
Person 1: Who's Barbie Chaos?
Person 2: That girl is a master troll... or an absolute moron!
Example 2
Person 1: Barbie, my parents died :*(
Barbie Chaos: I like trees.
Person 2: That girl is a master troll... or an absolute moron!
Example 2
Person 1: Barbie, my parents died :*(
Barbie Chaos: I like trees.
by Peanuts&Almonds July 15, 2011
Barbie-ing is the act of hooking up with someone and leaving them hanging. This could be caused by over consumption of alcohol or stupidity but it is generally a make out session or even a one night stand that leads on one person to believing that it might actually be a real relationship but in the end the person Barbie-ing never talks to the second individual again. It is generally used to refer to girls that are cockteases.
"You remember that one girl I hooked up with last night dude? I am totally gonna get with her today!" guy 1. " I dunno man I think she might be Barbie-ing."
by Koder dirc September 03, 2012
A girl on TikTok who made a song called "Period Ahh Period Uhh" and fakes a speaking disorder for views/likes
by tamakisimp.. October 21, 2022
A doll with an upturned nose which is consisting of a low almost flat bridge. There is always a greater demand for achieving this nose shape by patients although responsible plastic surgeons will not even give you one!
Patient: Doctor, I want to have a nose like a Barbie doll.
Doctor: What is it?
Patient: It's called a 'Barbie nose'. I want to have a small and upturned nose like Barbie.
Doctor: I'm so sorry I can't give you one because the nose shape itself will make your face disproportionate.
Doctor: What is it?
Patient: It's called a 'Barbie nose'. I want to have a small and upturned nose like Barbie.
Doctor: I'm so sorry I can't give you one because the nose shape itself will make your face disproportionate.
by kitkatkaties April 30, 2021
A girl who thinks casually wearing khaki shorts is cute and trendy. She looks like she is going on a safari in Africa. This girl is usually white and her voice sounds like Cameron Diaz in harsh nasal mode. She usually dates and fucks guys who don't shower and manscape. Her favorite animal is a gorilla.
I hate Molly! She's such a Jungle Barbie! Khaki shorts aren't cute at all! And her boyfriend smells like a fucking eviscerated decomposing body! Also, have you've seen her bedroom? The walls are covered with gorilla posters!
by Tadahoney July 11, 2015