The REAL it boy

The REAL it boy is Stray Kids Hwang Hyunjin, as he has by far the most impact in 4th gen. He is extremely recognised for his long, luscious hair, having a very handsome, naturally beautiful face, being quite a fashionista, while on top of all that being extremely talented. He is the #2 most handsome face in the world, the ambassador of versace, the most searched 4th gen idol, and much more. His impact is insane, and he always makes stay proud.
stay: Hwang Hyunjin real it boy!

anti: No it’s Yeonj-

the anti got slapped.

stay: that’s what you get for spreading misinformation you fat pig

Hwang Hyunjin is The REAL it boy
by stanskzforabetterlife October 22, 2023
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doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol
I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.
by xoxoifm March 26, 2019
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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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pc real defenision

I have a pc real defenision.
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real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
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real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 14, 2024
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