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five-twoing

Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.
Dan: Steve's been super sharp lately
Kate: Yup, he's been killing it since he started five-twoing
by jetpants April 30, 2020
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Five Finger Choke

To grib one hand around your cock very tightly and masturbate
Ron's mom walked into his room and caught him applying that five finger choke while he watched his next door neighbour undressing through his bedroom window
by John Mcfudge May 14, 2020
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Illinois High-Five

When two men touch the tips of their dick together, similar to high-fiving.
Hey gang the Cubs won.. Illinois High-Fives all around!"
by Trz Sewercap May 21, 2020
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Respect Five

Very similar to a normal high five but instead of palm to palm it’s the back of the hand to the other persons back of their hand. Noting to others that the two of you are in fact cooler than everyone else
“Did you just use the back of your hand to give me a high five?”

“No, I was going for a respect five, because I respect you so much, we should do that moving forward
by Keith Wayne February 15, 2020
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Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.
That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.
by crispernaki June 4, 2020
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five north

Five North is a rock band formed by Tyler Posey and Kyle Murphy. The two hail from Santa Clarita, CA just off the 5 freeway (hence Five North). With pop-punk and rock backing the influence… and close friend John Feldmann behind the sound, they take a “no ceiling” approach to the writing process and end with songs that sound like “whatever the f**k we want”. aka a band with fucking hot people
i love five north,
five north is a good band,
by sc0tt mcc411 June 5, 2020
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Five Finger Lettuce

I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.
by Northstar56 June 18, 2020
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