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Ethan

Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.
Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x
by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022
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Ethan

Ethan. He looks like a nerd, but on the inside he's a greb and has and a micro penis. Also he can't speak to girls and need other boys to ask them out for him.
Ethan, he looks like such a nerd i bet he has a small penis
by Begman February 19, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan's literally make you feel like you are the most amazing person in the universe, but he is absolute garbage. You will never be his first choice if there is someone better for him to pick from. But you would sacrifice your soul to gain his acceptance.
THEM: are you dating that guy yet?
YOU: nope he pulled an Ethan on me.
by brownierecipe November 16, 2018
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Ethan

The single most sexy man in existence. He may not look like much but underneath that clothing is the best muscles ever, he's got the chest of a god. the back of a Greek god and the abs of god as well. He is also so kind and caring. He is the person you want for a boyfriend or husband
O my god ETHAN
by hghuuhnfi November 20, 2023
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Ethan

Is a fucking cunt who plays fucking Minecraft Bedrock and not Java like a fucking cuck.
Ethan : Hey! Wanna be friends.
Me : Fuck no Bedrock Scrub.
by HiImNotGay August 14, 2019
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Ethan

A kid who will NEVER have a merry birthday!
Wow that Ethan doesn’t have a merry birthday!
by SadBurrito May 19, 2021
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Ethan

Someone who is really outgoing and full of energy, very playful, and lovable! His heart is so pure he will make you fall in love with him, LITERALLY. Sometimes he can be very harsh but, at the end of the day his feeling for you are real. He’s probably one of the most gorgeous and handsome men I’ve ever laid my eyes on, I can’t take my eyes off him..there is really no word to describe this man..he’s beyond wonderful 💖
Look at ethan, he’s so sweet!”
“Oh I know! I’d kill for a lovely guy like that.”
by Mexicanpotato71 June 27, 2023
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