Daniel

Daniel is a great guy with a massive dick. He is great at sex and treats his girlfriend right. He is a skinny but fit guy who will grow up as a professional CrossFit athlete. He will also have a job in the medical industry, making big money and marrying the girl of his dreams that he asked out during middle school and declined. Daniel is also charming, funny, confident, friendly, and most of all hot. If you ever meet a Daniel don't miss the chance to hang out with him .

Girl 1: Have you met Daniel yet??

Girl 2: No, why?

Girl 1: Come, let me introduce you.

by Daniel June 11, 2019

Daniel Hess

A blokmon

A nibba
The ghamest of the ghambrus

He is in love with a boer named mieka

Blokmon why are you such a Daniel Hess gham bru

He is such a Daniel Hess cos he’s so blok

by daddy.blok June 18, 2019

Daniel

Well Daniel as you can tell always has a massive penis and is always down for a bit of sexual contact here and there but if he loves a girl he will buy her a massive black dildo

Daniel- Hey Baby

Lindsey- You want nudes

Daniel- Yes
Lindsey- Enjoy
Then they live happily for the rest of their lives

by Daniel Elliot June 18, 2019

Daniel

Daniel is a mad cunt who is an actual eshay that all his friends can rely on and he is also the hottest cunt out there

Look there is Daniel I wanna fuck him

by Rad cunt June 20, 2019

Daniel

Daniel works in Wetherspoons and that's pretty much it...

"Alright lads, who fancies a night out soon?"

Daniel: "Sorry Lads, can't. I've got work. In Wetherspoons. All the time."

by JonD88 June 21, 2019

Daniel

The #1 Shrek daddy

person 1: who's that?

person 2: OH! him? that's Daniel! hes the #1 Shrek daddy ya know!

by ShrekDaddyMilo September 18, 2019

Daniel

When you don’t know something that everyone else does.

1: “I know what happened last friday night at that party.”
2: “Tell me!”
1: “Nah, I’m good.”
2: “I hate feeling like a daniel.”

by sjoajdiwoahdhwiajsjsh September 22, 2019