Ethan

Ethan is the most imature person you’ll ever meet Ethan is a massive bum when a god (whichever it is you believe in) looks at him he crys

Gandhi- Ethan fucking sucks
Batman- I’m Batman! Btw fuck Ethan

Puppies everywhere- arf (roughly translates to Ethan fucking sucks)

by Ethansucks502 June 1, 2020

ethan

monster cock

it looks like Ethan's

by truth teler April 21, 2021

Ethan Stephenson

To be a thot for goth chicks that will ruin your life. Usually has a drinking problem. Also has trouble finding “The one eyed gopher” on more then one occasion. But a loyal scumbag.

Wow that dude is a loser, his name must be Ethan Stephenson

by Renno911420 April 23, 2022

Ethan Hawkins

A specky twat that has a stupid ass haircut that looks like a ugly ass dog called Berty
He is anonymous af
He is self righteous

He is epikly un Epik

Uhhhh.. it’s Ethan Hawkins

by C4MSW3 December 10, 2019

Ethan

A cool dude.

Ethan is a cool dude.

by Blue_screen_of_death November 22, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the most hilarious person ever he has an amazing personality but can also be retarted he doesn’t know it but a lot of girls like him he also is in to race cars and he will be the love of your life

girls-Omg is that Ethan he has such a good personality

by Animelover93 November 21, 2020

Ethan

The best person ever. Truthfully will be your soulmate. He had to be the right Ethan because there’s some Ethan’s out there that suck complete ass. If you find the right one he is loyal, kind, funny, hard working, and literally everything good. His smile will lighten up your day and his hugs will make you feel like you are on top of the world. I hope y’all find someone like my Ethan.

Omfg Ethan is so sexy!

Mom! Guess what! ETHAN ASKED ME OUT!
Ethan, Ethan, Ethan, Ethan

by monster girl45 December 10, 2021