sex day

June 8’th is national sex day.
Go fuck your bitchessss

Hey guys today’s national sex day let’s have fun

by Jamie_10785 June 7, 2021

Valentine's Day

Valentine Day is on February 14th. It is a special day to express your feelings for that one special person. You can send them chocolate, flowers or just treat them with affection.

For the people who are single:

Valentine Day; also known as Single Awareness Day or also know as SAD

Person who is in a relationship: "Oh my god, it's Valentine's Day!"

Person who is single: "What? It's Single Awareness Day today?"

by little miss secretive May 29, 2014

madafascotchie day

the last day of the school week.....normally a friday but if you would have off that day it would be thursday etc........it is also a tiny little self holiday

hey dude happy madafascotchie day!!!!

by HYPERDUDE21 April 6, 2007

Rest day

What weaklings do when they can't handle real gains and are too weak to embrace the power of the Greek gods.

The weak person had to take a rest day because he was too weak to embrace masculinity and manliness.

by Greekgodlookalike January 30, 2022

day troll

the day troll is a creature of the night that mistakingly wonderd out of its hiding cave into the light confused of the sun rays that are beating on its face

(simalar to a racoon with rabies)

gid damn did you se that fuckin day troll roaming the streets

by uncle ruckess August 3, 2009

Day of Gay

This is the day you get to be Gay so grab the person next to you and be Gay.

I hope you don’t get hated on Gay dog.

“I’m a boy can I kiss you dad.” “Sure, it’s The Day of Gay.”

by President Cohn October 15, 2019

peni day

PENI day is the day to CELEBRATE PENI
what is PENI you might be wondering
PENI is the plural OF PENIS
not it's not penises, the government has been lying to you.
PENI day comes on the 15 of every month.
how do you celebrate it? I DONT KNOW
just be happy that PENI exist

person a: hey broski when is PENI day?
person b: its the 15 of every mont

by vinc3 May 21, 2022