People named William heighway are seriously the cutest, most loving boys ever. They are beasts at hockey and are the best kissers. They are not tall, but not short and have amazing abs. They make peoples mouths DROP when they walk in a room. They always pick the most amazing girls. And they are HUGE Simps. You’ll know when you meet one cause they give off major BDE.
by Meepmeepmoopmoop October 20, 2020
Get the William heighwaymug. William: hi im William
me: don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
… Is this revenge I am seeking?
Or seeking someone to avenge me?
Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
… It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
… I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
… Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son? I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there
… It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
me: don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
… Is this revenge I am seeking?
Or seeking someone to avenge me?
Stuck in my own paradox, I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
… It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
… I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
… Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son? I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there
… It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song so I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
by anonymous June 11, 2023
Get the Williammug. by Jimmy Keith January 22, 2017
Get the william linzellmug. A guy who can be the guy of your dreams. You may feel like he doesn't notice you, but deep down he probably feels the same way. He is the kind of guy that once you meet him, you are like best friends and after a while you fall in love with him. He is an amazing kisser and knows where to touch a person in all the right places. He is an amazing boyfriend and makes you feel like you are one of a kind. He is the one that he would give everything for you if you ever had a connection. He will say so many sweet things to you and make you smile every day you spend with him. When Williams is in pain he prefers to always put his problems aside if someone else needs help. Williams is also a bit naughty, he will have dirty little conversations with you. He worries you a little, but always tells you not to worry. He's a heartbreaker, but he tries to mean well, once you meet a Williams, you can never outgrow one. He hugs you for hours, kisses you on the forehead and tells you he loves you, holds your hand in front of his buddies and tells you you're the best thing in his life, he's a person who has a hard time getting over relationships and You will always love him in some way, and he can never be replaced.
by Cryby November 23, 2021
Get the Williamsmug. A William Santamaria is typically a tall (6’3, at the least), handsome, has beautiful, sharp defined features and flowing black locks. He is likely Columbian, which means he has big feet, among other things. He may appear, on the outside, to be a beer, rollin and football God, but if you get to know him, he’s so much more. He likely has hidden talents, usually of artistic nature, and is a slug lord. Yes, slugs as in shelll-less snails will flock to his feet. If you tame a wild William, he will love you until you break his heart . But adopting such a wild beast comes with percussions. Firstly, his mood swings are has big as his feet. He can become easily enraged. For example, he may punch a hole in his wall if he runs out of socks. Just be patient, for soon he will return to his angle state. On the other hand, his behavior sometimes will resemble that of a little boy. If you fit his needs, having a pet William can be very rewarding.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
Care guide:
- provide Wendy’s baconators on a regular basis
- share his enthusiasm of hellcats
- give him lots of reassurance of your love for him
- protect him from the gaze of other females, particularly MILFs. If he is kindly buying you ice cream, there is a good chance that the cashier is eyeing him down. Show obnoxious expressions of PDA to reinforce your claim over your prized pet.
“Woah, who’s that tall hottie. Do you think I have a chance with him?” girl 1
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
“Oh, that’s William Santamaria. He’d probably accidentally step on you if you got too close. And no, no you don’t have a chance with him. His girl’s fire.” - girl 2
by Upside Down up and Around July 16, 2022
Get the William Santamariamug. The coolest teacher anyone could ask for. He will recommend books that will make you cry and drag into 2-hour conversations about dogs (no complaints here). Definitely the type of teacher who’s lessons you will never forget and indisputably is the best.
“You have Mr. Williams as your teacher?”
“Is that good?”
“Would you consider winning the lottery good?”
(true story btw)
“Is that good?”
“Would you consider winning the lottery good?”
(true story btw)
by jociexxstars December 17, 2022
Get the Mr. Williamsmug. What you call when a scientist is shot down by soldiers and uses their creation to save themself. In some cases, they grow an eye from the wound and when left for a long time, they lose their human part and became a monster dead set on killing and spreading.
by Tyrant-Bkn February 5, 2023
Get the William birkinmug.