A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. by BowserLFFL March 15, 2022
Get the Sugar Donkeymug. A mythical creature with an unquenchable thirst for adventure and unpredictability, often seen mingling with unicorn admirers and dragon whisperers. Donkey-drinkers are known for their unique ability to turn any situation into a wild and entertaining escapade. They're like the life of the party, even when the party isn't happening. They drink in the essence of life, just like a donkey sips on water – slowly and with an inexplicable charm.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Donkey-drinkers have an unusual affinity for acquiring girls' sunglasses in the club, almost as if they're collecting souvenirs from a wild night. These sunglasses serve as badges of honor, reminding everyone that they were in the presence of someone who turns even the most ordinary evening into a fabulous adventure.
Person 1: "Did you see Morten last night? He turned a quiet dinner into a full-blown dance-off in the restaurant and left with a new collection of sunglasses!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
Person 2: "Yep, that's Morten, the ultimate donkey-drinker. Always turning life into a hilarious circus and ensuring the ladies have fashionable eyewear to remember him by!"
by BalugaBukakke October 23, 2023
Get the Donkey-Drinkermug. A bloody donkey is when your fucking from behind while the girl your fucking is on her period, and after she turns around and kicks you in the bloody dick.
by Travis is a hoe May 21, 2019
Get the Bloody donkeymug. Descriptive term used to define male homosapiens located in or around the Middle Eastern territories, to identify the first facial characteristic your vision is drawn to
Man #1 What flavor full body Armenian hairsuit did that schnauze donkey have on that complemented his Drakor Noir so beautifully?
Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
Man #2 : oh it was the brand new junior sized full body Armenian hairsuit!
by inspector banana hammock May 11, 2018
Get the schnauze donkeymug. When you shove a waffle up your ass while having sex with a cheerleader.
Taken from SML: "SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Nightmare!"
Taken from SML: "SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Nightmare!"
by cheesecrackers21 October 20, 2025
Get the Donkey stylemug. Used during doggy-style intercourse. from behind, you wrap her hair around your forearm and pull back slightly. Once either of you reach climax, you yell, "HEEEHAWW"
Ex. Long-haired women & men are great for donkey fkn.
Ex. Long-haired women & men are great for donkey fkn.
by Reya D Bringer September 3, 2020
Get the Donkey fknmug.