The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Toxic Lady Fumigation: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

Lady

Lady is a person you’d love to have as a best friend. She will always have your back and you’ll always want to have hers. Someone who’s name is Lady is a beautiful queen. She’s attractive without any make up. Lady is as confident as her height. And is as sweet like honey. Do not ever tell a Lady to ‘calm down’ because she will tell you not to tell her to calm down. Over all if you meet someone named Lady, you will be very blessed.

“Babe, I’ll be back. I’m going to Lady’s house to go smoke a blunt. Love you.”

by elliethebfffffffff November 26, 2021

lady lock

hair on a boy that extends past his ears, usually wavy or curly

Johnny Depp and Ashton Kutcher have beautiful lady locks.

by useless information file August 29, 2012

byadge lady

Someone, commonly a woman, who is a fucking dick about rules. Commonly obsessed with small rules to the nth degree, they will often report misbehavers to administrative officers. Often suck-ups to administration.

Person A: Look out, the byadge lady is in a bad mood.
Person B: Shit, I heard she yelled at some kid for texting his mom in a screen-free zone.

by byadger October 6, 2017

Oh my lady!

Derived from Red Dwarf, it is used when Rimmer attempts to simulate Jacobean courting. It means a man who uses a cheesy move to try and pull a woman. It's very similar to "Oh Matron!" from the Carry On films.

Katie just said that I had a lovely smile. She's hotter than the sun! I'll try yawning and putting my arm around her slender shoulders. Oh my lady!

by Lavynia May 23, 2014

Lady Stoner

Lady Stoner: a person who enjoys all forms of cannabis responsibly yet knows how to have fun

This lady stoner gets shit done.

by MJ_S September 14, 2020