- A type of s3x
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf
- When a non-man/woman/girl has a crush on or likes another non-man/woman/girl.
- Some people or families do not support those people who are lesbian because they think that it is disgusting and it is forbidden in their religion.
- LGBTQ+ also don't tell ur parents because if they find out, they will kick you out of the house so as soon as u marry someone, break up with him and have a life with ur gf
Girl: *makes out with gf in bedroom
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this
Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes
Parents: *walk in
Girl* gasp
Parents and girl w/gf: Argue
Parents: *kicks out girl
Girl* mom i'm sorry that i am lesbian pls don't do this
Creator: This gives me Kakegurui Anime vibes
by Your non-existing friend April 19, 2022
Get the Lesbianmug. Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
Get the genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchinimug. Someone who is on the female spectrum or without gender that is attracted to others on the female spectrum (or people without gender, it depends on the person).
by Sprig Plantar September 11, 2021
Get the Lesbianmug. A lesbian that tries to kiss a girl that they like and if they're not into it they say" it's a prank"
The behavior of a Shrodinger's lesbian:
Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"
Lesbian *trying to kiss her friend*
Friend *backs up*
Lesbian "it's a prank bro"
by UwUrban.abrUwU November 22, 2021
Get the Shrodinger's lesbianmug. A lesbian that frequently jokes about relations with a man for shock value. The man referenced is often a fictional character.
The Salesman could give me the choice between the bread or the lottery ticket, and I would reach for his waistband! – a shock value lesbian
by anonymous January 18, 2025
Get the Shock Value Lesbianmug. A Canoe Lesbian is one of only two types of lesbians. This lesbian will go out of nowhere and cut a tree down and make a canoe out of it. This canoe will sit in a room for over a month and collect dust, waiting for its lesbian to ride it hard one day!
Fred turns to his friend and asks, "Yo, bro, I didn't know Lola was lesbian."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
His friend Gary turns to him and pauses from giving his girlfriend sweaty backshots, "Yeah, bro; she's like totally a Canoe Lesbian."
Fred, "A canoe lesbian?"
Gary's girlfriend huffs from below Gary, "Yeah, she just like took an axe to a tree one day and built a canoe."
Gary: "Yeah, bro, up and nowhere, too. It's like she just snapped after she scissored Mary." Gary flips his girlfriend around and starts pounding her from the front.
Fred shrugs as he watches them from the couch, "Damn, I didn't know there were different types of lesbians. That's wild, and it's good for her, I guess. What's she going to do with the canoe?"
Gary groans as his girlfriend moans, "Yeah, I don't know. I guess it will just collect dust until she decides to ride it out hard one day!" Gary thrusts one more time and slumps next to his girlfriend, breathing hard, his cock throbbing and empty.
Fred, unfazed, just stares at the picture of Lola on his phone as he reaches for his zipper, "Damn, unfortunate for the canoe."
by freaksters October 15, 2024
Get the Canoe Lesbianmug. by Kirril Komarhan June 4, 2024
Get the lesbian shit monstermug.