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Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.
by AND YOU! January 14, 2025
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flip a turtle

as an order of respectfully telling someone to shut up
It’s that Jared told Kim to go flip a turtle the other night in front of all of us.
by jjloza June 12, 2022
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Sea Turtled

Being abandoned by the father before the child is born
Kid 1: "Hey where's your dad?"
Kid 2: "I don't have a dad."
Kid 1: "He sea turtled you?
by Jaywolf209 September 25, 2015
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turtle-backing

When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
by Educated_Scholar21301 August 22, 2019
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Turtle

small green creatures ruled by the vsco girls who protect them from awful plastic straws.
vsco girl: Omg sksksksksks we have to save that turtle from that plastic straw
by anonymous198130 January 2, 2020
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Useless Turtle

The dopest turtle you’ll ever fuckin play with
Aka super tortuga
Useless Turtle sure was fucking up those enemies.
by U5eLe55 TurtL3 October 13, 2020
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turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.
Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.
by TeamFSP May 3, 2022
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