National finger day

August 3rd grab you girl from behind and finger that private standing up don’t stop until her legs are shaking and shes begging for mercy

Guy:Babe come here
Girl:why
Guy:*grabs from behind and fingers private *
Girl:why did you do that
Guy:its august 3rd national finger day
Girl:oh yea wanna go again 😏

by Posseum October 15, 2021

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national demon day

National demon day is on November 28

People born on this day are uncommon and rude when they want to be however are the definition of a demon because of how mean and how odd they are

National demon day is on November 28 for people who are usually feared.

by Tom Wesley June 23, 2020

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National Gracie day

On January 3rd literally go find someone named Gracie and appreciate them, maybe give them a hug.

Go appreciate a Gracie

you know why?
because its National Gracie day

by AceTheRetard April 29, 2021

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National Blowjob Day

April,24th give your man the best blowjob he can have

I just gave my bf a blowjob for national blowjob day

by National Blowjob Day April 23, 2019

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On April 24th 2021 was the first ever NATIONAL Battle of the Josh’s, The First Victor was named Josh, even though we all thought Josh would win, Josh in fact came on top and won. Hopefully this becomes a yearly event. Every April 24th should be National battle of the Josh’s.

Josh: Hey josh what did you do April 24th.

Other josh: i was at the battle of the josh’s.

3rd josh: Hey josh’s what are you all talking about.

Josh: just the national josh battle.

3rd josh: hopefully i can participate next year if it happens.

National battle of the josh’s: A battle where Josh’s meet up and duke it out to see who is the real and true josh.

by Woris2216 April 25, 2021

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