sam the bam

samuel sam sam ham

sam the bam is so funny

by samthebamofficial June 26, 2021

Sam

Sam is this kid right who just Rants about Shit and When he starts he just doesn’t give a Fuck about anyone else so Kids hate on him because Sam is a Fat kid ya know that one kid who yells out because he knows his IQ is lower than a Brick so yeah that’s a Sam.

Guy 1: Look there’s a Sam
Guy 2: OMG cover your ears Sam is about to speak.

Guy 3: Help! I’m stuck Sam is ranting!

by Ih8Samm June 5, 2020

Sam and nelson

The gayest boys you will ever meet. They like to sleep and touch each other. They say there just "keeping each other company" but anyone that is not deaf knows what their doing. Get wrecked nelson and sam

Liam: see that gay couple over there?
Ian:yeah
Liam:there total Sam and nelsons

by Sam and nelson November 2, 2019

Sam Mitchell

Someone who decides to not leave the house on days on which the most is going on

Why isn't bro at this party? Oh, He's being a Sam Mitchell.

by LingLang19 November 29, 2022

Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.

Damn yall niggas needa chill yall boutta have a Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.

by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025

Sam standen

A well known pussy who won’t buy a wing for his 350

Sam Standen has it so kushty but he still won’t buy a fat wang

by Mackjoore64 April 28, 2022

Sam

Sam goes perfect with any Ronni. They’re the cutest thing ever. No matter how weird Sam acts towards other boys, Ronni always gets there first.

Person 1: Have you seen Sam and Ronni?
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: They’re cutest thing ever!!

by Ilovemen<3333333 October 15, 2023