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Turtles Foot

A special combination of three different strains of marijuana. The combination is then taken eight times, the number of bowls is then represented by levels of the session.
yoooooo maaaan, i fucking took the turtles foot and its likeeee turtles up your face alll the fucking time footing you theirr soliciatizing feet.

the turtle has two turtles foot, the other two are liess.!
by ninjakaiman August 9, 2010
mugGet the Turtles Footmug.

Turtle cheeching

Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."
by Tallulah Grey August 10, 2024
mugGet the Turtle cheechingmug.

Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.
Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.
by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016
mugGet the Funny Turtlemug.

turtle

moron: why r u coved in poop?
me: I turtled
by HandsomeDragon8 September 15, 2022
mugGet the turtlemug.

all turtles

"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"
by Cmoses January 9, 2012
mugGet the all turtlesmug.

Turtle Style

Turtle Style is similar to doggy style while having sexual intercourse with a woman but the man balls up and latches on to the girls back, wrapping his arms and legs around her stomach, creating a shell.

Optionally, a turtle costume can be bought to improve intimacy. Where the man wears the shell part of the costume and the woman wears the rest of the costume. Intertwining both people as one turtle.
Guy 1: Yo did you see karen last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I hit that turtle style.
Guy 1: Hell yeah dude*turtle noise of appreciation*
by Turt master August 15, 2025
mugGet the Turtle Stylemug.

kiss that turtle ass

by willy scott June 1, 2021
mugGet the kiss that turtle assmug.

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