Retardism

A medical condition that only can be self-diagnosed and you will be called an idiot if you use

"SeLl yOuR CORNEAS tO kInG eNglAnD!" Said the girl who we all knew, had retardism.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Text Retarded

When the dumbass friend in your groupchat asks a question that indicates they don't know how to fucking read.

Friend One: Dinner is at 7PM.
Friend Two: Cool see you then.
Friend Three: What time are we going to Dinner?
Friend One: Are you text retarded?

by Cummy Cummerson December 18, 2023

Retard

Antonio

Antonio is a retard!

by thebesteverLOL September 5, 2022

Retarded idiot

A insult to basically say that someone is so stupid you have to use 2 definitions of stupid instead of one to get your point across.

Jerry: what’s your favorite food?
Bob: I really like pineapple pizza.
Jerry: this retarded idiot.

by h0w_t0_make_cokaine October 7, 2023

RETARDS

Formerly offensive to the mentally handicapped, now reserved specifically for the intentionally-mentally-handicapped, i.e. republicans, conservatives, right-wingers, trumplings, and bigots.

The first fifty days of the second trump regime was an incontrovertible shit-show turbo-powered by retards.

by clustertron March 14, 2025

Retard

Someone who leaves an open search tab for the oncoming shift to find

we should be a retard and search do all electricians mega there nipples and microdicks or is it only d crew.

by The best crew June 13, 2025

Retard

Anyone with the name of rayce, Cody, Cameron, or Dominic

I am a retard

by Hdjdgdhhdhd October 19, 2019