Pickle

A yummy treat

Where can I get a pickle around here???

by ElaParis May 22, 2019

Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).

Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

by pull-mai-fingr July 12, 2020

Pickled Pink-Eye

The act of squatting on a person's face and defecating directly upon their eyeball.

Hey Loren, you want another pickled pink-eye or was one enough?

by Swirvvv1 September 1, 2021

Electric Pickle

A pickle that is mistaken for a vibrator

She fondled the electric pickle

by Fack’et June 11, 2018

pickle boner

a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip

Mark was eating a pickle boner today.

by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022

Pickle Boy

A child who comes from a broken home but has hope for the future. Used in the U.S in the 1940s to describe a child refugee looking for a new start.

The lonely Pickle Boy wandered the streets looking for a new home.

by Cavella67 September 4, 2025

mike pickle bum

A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.

"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.

by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016