Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity

Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet

by anonymous April 12, 2023

Jacob

A fat shit. He thinks he is alot smarter than he is. Probably special ed.

Oh look it's Jacob(fat shit)

by A_Furry_Lol June 23, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.

Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.

by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself

i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what

by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018

Jacob

A gay white boy who is a cubs fan and does spoon jitsu

Guy:hey u wanna do something later??
Girl:fuck no ur a jacob

by itsthebear August 10, 2017

Karl jacobs

Karl jacobs is a member from the Mr beast crew. He is one of the most hottest people in the world he also has a best friend sapnap

friend- "yo who is Karl jacobs I always hear about him"
Me-"you don't know who he is he is a sexy mf"

by Anomyoussosvxvv October 7, 2021

Jacob

A fun loving guy with a remarkable sense of humour! He has fit as hair and he always blows you away with his amazing smile . I love him with all my heart and he will never break my heart . If a Jacob breaks your heart then you are an awful person because a Jacob is a flattering gorgeous guy with eyes that you could get lost in . He is always in your dreams and he wouldn’t ever hurt you because he would hurt himself as well . A Jacob is the love of your life .

Jacob , your myn
Yeah ik

by Ruby wren December 15, 2017