David

David is very strong. It violated so many physics laws that it was the main evidence for a simulated universe (until Mr. Graneto proved the theory wrong). He once arm-wrestled Zeus with his pinky and only lost because he felt bad for Zeus.

Did you hear David’s planning on arm-wrestling John Winn? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024

David

egg

Hi David, why is your head look like an egg

by sillygooseegg December 9, 2023

David

Has a large penis and is very kind to everyone

Davids penis I gigantic

by Joeseph_stalin68+1 January 27, 2021

david azoulay

david azoulay is the hottest old man in the whole world

i wish i was as hot as david azoulay

by heyimthehottestdavid November 21, 2021

David

David sometimes isn’t such a nice person nor a mean person. He can sometimes suck but he’s fun to be with. He can be funny and a bitch at the same time.

Girl: Hey look, it’s david!!
Girl2: It’s that dumb fuck again.

by shelikesthewayimove July 19, 2021

David Fouts

The most perfect man

Have you seen David Fouts? Not an imperfection in sight.

by Balls2walls78 March 14, 2024

David McGay

He Is a very gay man, likes cock and ball tortue

Bro David McGay Is Very Gay

by Victrap February 4, 2020