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David Vasil

Slovakian Madlad with an unrequited love of any female within a 3-foot radius. Sassy, Bougie, nasty dude. Basketball is their life although a fondness of kissing camera lenses has been acquired. His culinary skills are profound with a love for the taste of seasonal vegetables such as carrots. Amature filmographer and aspiring actor, his backward-facing videos are notoriously juicy.
Wow! Did you see that performance the other day...? almost as good as 'ol David Vasil!
by youplonkerrodney! April 11, 2020
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david

a bitch ass boy who plays with hearts without thinking about consequences, would not recommend
person 1: damn david played that girl

person 2: yeah he’s a real asshole
by Dabllamapoopsquad April 12, 2020
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David

He is the biggest simp that you will ever meet, especially when he skips Donken to simp a girl. He is decent,y smart, but he doesn't understand that he is always simping the girls. Although he is good at Football, but not as good as his superior David Perez. He probably has one arm as well.
David? Oh you mean the biggest simp that has ever lived on this planet.
by Slunken April 16, 2020
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david nora

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people
by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020
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David

Some dude who will randomly put his leg on the chair you're sitting on by accident, steal your seat, punch you (in a friendly manner) as a form of brotherhood, listens to church music because he wants to be a priest but also bodyrolls occasionally to assert dominance. He will also armwrestle... Everybody. But inside, hes a shy timid boy. Emotional, and wholesome. As well as shy when it comes to compliments.
"David is so annoying, but he's funny haha."
by jungminyoonjinseokhyung April 19, 2020
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Davids mom

Hottest Bullshonkey around.
Guy 1: Davids mom is thicccer than a doorknob
Guy 2:Tuff
by GucciGuyJackIsNotGucci April 20, 2020
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David

Damn you so David
by Clickclacker13944 February 10, 2020
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