beef pod

a harem of hefty dudes; typically consisting of 11+ dudes

"Crap my garage door is broken, better call for help from my beef pod."

by Zoomer81 June 28, 2017

Beef Ministered

Being Beef Ministered means you were giving head when the man then forced you down until you started to suffocate!

“Dude they found out she got Beef Ministered, I still can’t believe she’s gone ;(“

by Discord BFF July 23, 2021

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

Beef-Mouth

adj: consuming such a large quantity of beef that you can't talk.

Example: Drew can't come to the phone right now. He has Beef-Mouth

by BrewDrew December 14, 2013

Beef Hallways

A Vagina

You see the Beef Hallways on that thot

by AnnonamousMan420 June 15, 2022

Slap Beef

A polite way to tell someone to fuck off.

“Can you help me with this?”
“No, slap beef.”

by The Rusty September 11, 2025

Beef

A straight person's sudden urge to find gay sex. Commonly used as slang in public settings by other males. Sometimes used as reassurance just to make sure the person is really looking for some homo action.

Ty: "what the fuck are you looking at punk? you got beef"
Ken: "i never thought you would ask, lets go have sex in the bushes".

by joe phuck May 14, 2016