Whiskey Waffle

What is created when you attempt to stuff your semi-limp whiskey dick into your lady’s gaping vagina

After we returned from the Jack Daniels distillery, my old lady and I had a long afternoon making the whiskey waffle

by The Vanillist November 25, 2022

Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

Twat Waffle

To be rude or unkind to your extremely nice older sister or relative.

My little sister ( Kobi) is being such a twat waffle right now.

by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019

peaches and waffles

When you make love anally using maple syrup as the lubricant and immediately after finishing she licks the syrup off the penis.

Last night my girl and I had peaches and waffles in bed!

by Just1once December 22, 2024

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021

twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025