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Firewall Friend

A friend that keeps you safer on the internet. This can be through informative conversations, physical technical assistance and remote technical assistance.
"I'm not really sure if I'm practicing safe behavior online. I wish I had more firewall friends."
by jordanteater June 21, 2012
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Friend Hater

A person that secretly dislikes all of their friends.

Acts friendly towards people in person but when alone reflects upon how annoying everybody is or other things they don't like. May or may not talk shit depending on the person.
I'm friends with them but I don't really like them, I'm a friend hater.
by legend-inthe-making December 16, 2011
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friends coffee

Black coffee (Arabic coffee) that is so weak because lack of coffee added, and that you can see your friend through the glass if you lift it in front of him.

frequently used in israel.
dude what is this friends coffee you made? it's so weak! add more coffee next time.
by Boten March 12, 2011
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friend desperate

The act of propositioning someone to be your friend when you really don't know them.
I really wanted to hang out with this one asian chic that did my nails once, but I felt embarrassed and thought I would sound friend desperate to ask her to hang out...
by amazinjess305 July 29, 2011
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friend enhancer

Bad looking girl. Most of the women have at least one friend enhancer to make them look better since everything is relative. Comes from the law of supply and demand. Friends enhancer can be useful when girls go out or when it's time to take a Facebook profile picture.
-Dude! Have you seen Gasia's new profile picture?! Hotness itself!
-Nay! She ain't that hot. It's because she is using Dija as her friend enhancer.
by 4pex December 10, 2011
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friend raped

When a friend comes over and wayyyy over stays their welcome but knowing that you are friends ... you wont make them leave.
She and her 4 kids came over just before dinner, unannounced, took off all the jackets and boots.

Without being polite about the situation she asked "What are we having for dinner?"

"Thats just wrong ... honey you were friend raped !"
by owenscott1 November 11, 2011
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Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.
"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."
by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011
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