THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.
by AlexsTurnerussy(PinterestUser) May 14, 2024
by slapnuts25 April 17, 2019
a big peen dawg lmao... a tryhard at everything he does, and thinks he's cool when he isn't. Very cringe and thiccccc
"Alex Au" is so thicccccccccc
by slapnuts25 April 17, 2019
An absolute psycho of the Australian variety. He absolutely adores American psycho and literally hates women. He is based, and red pilled. He is completely desensitized to real violence and a closeted incel. He speaks frequently about how he wants to/has murdered his co-workers at his full time job at McDonalds although he of course hasn't. He is distraught from his past relationship and has a tendency to sink to the bottom of his pool and stare at the stars to relive the golden days of his "relationship".
Friend 1: Did you see Alex Dimicco yesterday at Friend 3's party?
Friend 2: Yeah he had femoids buzzing in his ear.
Friend 1: Based.
Friend 2: Yeah he had femoids buzzing in his ear.
Friend 1: Based.
by AmongUsIsMyFavouriteGame January 20, 2022
by 2 millimeter defeater November 27, 2023
Alex pereira is a ufc champion that is stoic asf and always knocks out people with his left hook he only speaks Portuguese and is tall asf he is known for having a stone face like those in Easter island
by Hades 69 March 10, 2024
by chama.mp4 December 14, 2023