Has defeated two evil regimes linked to harboring terrorists
Has liberated 50 million civilians
His tax cuts created 1.5 million jobs in 10 months.
Has captured or eliminated over 2,000 members of Al Qaeda(most of any president).
3 million more Americans have health care since he took office.
Has done the most to combat AIDS than any other president.
Has provided tax reliefs to families of 9/11 victims
Has set the record for the highest approval rating for any president 91%.
I have taken the most action of any president after a terrorist attack and have prevented any future attacks.
Has liberated 50 million civilians
His tax cuts created 1.5 million jobs in 10 months.
Has captured or eliminated over 2,000 members of Al Qaeda(most of any president).
3 million more Americans have health care since he took office.
Has done the most to combat AIDS than any other president.
Has provided tax reliefs to families of 9/11 victims
Has set the record for the highest approval rating for any president 91%.
I have taken the most action of any president after a terrorist attack and have prevented any future attacks.
by Helios September 26, 2004
Requires one naked virgin girl, one bunk bed, one large sheet of plastic, and three audience members.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
Position the naked virgin on the bottom bunk so that she is on her stomach, her ass is in the air, and her legs are resting on the floor. Have the audience members placed directly behind her ass, sitting in folding chairs, and plastic at the ready. The man goes to the top bunk and positions himself so that he can somersault off the top bunk while hanging on to the bed frame, thus ensuring that he’ll swing toward the girl. Before doing this, the man must have an erection. The man swings down from the top bunk, aiming his penis so that it slides seamlessly into the girl’s vagina. With so much force behind the penis, the virgin’s cherry explodes all over the audience members, who put up the plastic shield and laugh hysterically.
"I always knew my first time would be special. I'm just so happy Todd was limber enough to do The Messy George Gallagher
by Chaz Palletz February 18, 2010
Caleb George Preisler is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is absolutely perfect. His smile makes you melt and his eyes are enchanting. Every time you see him, you get butterflies even if you have seen him a million times. He is a hard worker and a good leader. He is responsible and respectful. He treats girls nicely and is respectful to them. He is the kind of guy who gets his crush a rose on Valentine's day. He is the kind of guy who you can be yourself around. He is the best person to talk to about anything and you know you can trust him. He is the most perfect guy you will ever meet and if you do meet him, be careful because you won't know it at first, but you will fall in love.
by adorable beauty February 26, 2018
"American Hero" who jacked up the national debt but nowhere near as badly as chairman obama leaving working americans with spare change
by not georged May 26, 2013
A quick and easy meal that involves making a burger on a george forman grill with bush baked beans on the side.
Hamburger can be replaced with a turkey burger.
Hamburger can be replaced with a turkey burger.
by skeeder May 06, 2011
by L.D. Mogler March 26, 2004
The great president who has scored yet another victory: the successful voting process in Iraq as well as very much fewer attack incidents than expected. That's a decisive victory to rack up even more points along with his previous accomplishments:
1.) Helping to stop further attacks on September 11, 2001.
2.) Giving much financial aid to those families affected by the events of 9/11.
3.) Reverting the economic disaster left by the recession of the Clinton Administration.
4.) Shattering the Taliban and their military infrastructure, leaving them virtually unable to launch effective attacks and incapacitating their status as a cohesive military force.
5.) Establishing new freedom and ending the oppression of Afghanistani people by Bin Laden's Taliban army.
6.) Sending food and financial aid to the starving Afghanistani people.
7.) Revitalizing and seriously increasing funding for our military.
8.) Successfully preventing any and all terrorist attacks on our soil by sending our troops into Afghanistan and Iraq. (Not one incident since 9/11)
9.) Overthrowing Saddam's regime and crushing the Republican Guard within a month or so after American forces entered Iraq.
10.) Capturing of Saddam Hussein in December 2003 by our troops.
11.) Strengthening ties with Canada.
12.) Putting a temporary governor in control of Iraq's government.
13.) Easily gaining support and troops from Great Britain for the War on Terrorism.
14.) Keeping taxes low for the American people.
15.) Winning a second presidential term.
1.) Helping to stop further attacks on September 11, 2001.
2.) Giving much financial aid to those families affected by the events of 9/11.
3.) Reverting the economic disaster left by the recession of the Clinton Administration.
4.) Shattering the Taliban and their military infrastructure, leaving them virtually unable to launch effective attacks and incapacitating their status as a cohesive military force.
5.) Establishing new freedom and ending the oppression of Afghanistani people by Bin Laden's Taliban army.
6.) Sending food and financial aid to the starving Afghanistani people.
7.) Revitalizing and seriously increasing funding for our military.
8.) Successfully preventing any and all terrorist attacks on our soil by sending our troops into Afghanistan and Iraq. (Not one incident since 9/11)
9.) Overthrowing Saddam's regime and crushing the Republican Guard within a month or so after American forces entered Iraq.
10.) Capturing of Saddam Hussein in December 2003 by our troops.
11.) Strengthening ties with Canada.
12.) Putting a temporary governor in control of Iraq's government.
13.) Easily gaining support and troops from Great Britain for the War on Terrorism.
14.) Keeping taxes low for the American people.
15.) Winning a second presidential term.
I predict that Al-Zarqawi being captured will be yet another victory soon to come to George W. Bush. The Social Security reform plan should be completely in place by the end of his term, too.
by Ryan Jones January 31, 2005