Your mother

No u.
Basically if someone insults u saying "your mother" is a amazing way to put them in there place :>

Trump stan: your wrong

A normal person: your mother

by I don't have one sorry November 18, 2020

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sirrugate mother

A "family man" dude who performs child-caring/rearing duties in da absence of da fairer gender.

Da comedy-film "Mr. Mom" is a perfect example of a guy's being a sirrugate mother.

by QuacksO April 13, 2021

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Your mother

a figure that doesn't love you. Especially if your name is Jacob Mohmand

"Pigs flying is about as probable as your mother loving you"

by TheVervy March 21, 2022

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mother-stalker

A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection

or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way

mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!

pal: you noticed <3

mother-stalker : dont i always? :)

pal:ha ha ha

mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!

by Worde May 2, 2015

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the one who loves you, but can also tell if you: 1)took a shower in the past 2 days 2)what you ate yesterday 3)ditched class 4)got hurt 5)got a girl friend, or boy friend.
She can also find anything ever, and cares and loves for you so much.

"I love my mother!"

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 26, 2024

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Mother

a person or thing (typically a female) that is thew powerful cunty queen of the entire universe. she completely slays and feeds everyone her mother behavior, talent, success, looks, awards, records, and complete dominance. she gives more then what needs to be gave. she is an icon, she is the moment. no one can touch mother because she ended everyone else.

nicki minaj is mother.

by cardiender April 4, 2023

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