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Jacksonville Birth Control

To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011
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Jacksonville, Alabama

A small town in Calhoun County, Alabama. The town is mostly made up of Jacksonville State University, which is mostly unremarkable except for it's internationally known marching band, The Marching Southerners.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Jacksonville, Alabama?
Guy 2: Isn't that the town with the college with the really great marching band?
Guy 1: Whoop Troy.
by TheRealSTL June 24, 2014
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Jacksonville Spaghetti

When a male eats a tub of Play- Doh, squats over a females mouth, puts a Play- Doh spaghetti strainer over his butthole, and shits into the females mouth
Dude, my girlfriend wouldn’t stop telling me she was hungry, so I gave her some of my homemade Jacksonville Spaghetti.
by Under table rim jobs April 20, 2018
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Jacksonesse

The language used by moonwalkers frequently in arguments or in genral talk
Jacksonesse is a language created by moonwalkers include words from song song titles album titles and quotes by michael
by Jacksonesse June 5, 2018
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Jacksoning

The act of unwanted sexual acts. Such as Michael Jackson did.
"Bro, my teacher has been jacksoning me"
by Becky Putin March 18, 2019
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Jacksonsexual

I’m a Jacksonsexual

Wdym
I like Jackson felt
by Fuzzy. Moormeier January 5, 2021
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jacksonluckman

wow he is a jacksonluckman
by Ahejjejsjsjs February 13, 2021
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