Rock the Beef

When a GF or wife requires their man to stick both their thumbs up their own butt, jump up and down, and 'hee-haw' like a donkey in exchange for permission to have a night out with the guys. "Rocking the Beef" is believed to have originated when George Washington wanted to go meet the guys, eat wings and sign the constitution, but Martha wanted him to stay home and watch "This Is Us" on NBC. For the sake of national freedom George agreed to "Rock the Beef".

"FRIEND 1: Did MJ confirm with you that we're getting wings tonight? He didn't answer my text. FRIEND 2: He said he was free, but he may have to Rock the Beef first"

by KokomoBro April 02, 2018

Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.

My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.

by Z&Ccorpertaion July 30, 2022

social beef

Something you say to a kid when you got a shrimp dick

“You just social beef” -shrimp dick joe

by Ahhhh my dick fell off August 15, 2019

beef soup

Very destructive diarrhea that has the consistency of beef soup.

I drank too much last night. Now I have beef soup coming out of my ass!

by Shlits January 18, 2014

Roast beef weiner

A penis that penetrates the Roast beef Vagina during intercourse

“ can I have that roast beef weiner inside my roast beef ?”

by Hsvdnl March 09, 2024

beef pod

a harem of hefty dudes; typically consisting of 11+ dudes

"Crap my garage door is broken, better call for help from my beef pod."

by Zoomer81 June 28, 2017

sweaty beef

A sweaty vagina usually after a girl exercises or rides a horse or bike on a hot day

A session of hot yoga caused Cindy to have sweaty beef.

by Tyman16 September 22, 2016