by Hazza1242351 November 15, 2016
Get the Waffle scoopmug. An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.
Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
Get the Hot Belgian Wafflemug. by Marine007 December 1, 2022
Get the Kansas Waffle Ironmug. by teeeeeeheeeeeteeeee August 21, 2019
Get the Twat Wafflemug. When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.
Person A: "I love pancakes!"
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"
Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."
by Tomentos July 24, 2024
Get the Waffle Argumentmug. When you make love anally using maple syrup as the lubricant and immediately after finishing she licks the syrup off the penis.
by Just1once December 22, 2024
Get the peaches and wafflesmug. to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
Octavia waffle stomped the Baker B drain in the gender-neutral bathroom which caused a gross smell throughout the dormitory.
by Poopmonster69 November 3, 2021
Get the waffle stompmug.