Jacob

A swole, short, white kid usually with blonde hair, driving an Infiniti G37. He usually brags about his past riz and luck with women, but is typically shy and appearing to be scared of women.

Hey bro, have you seen Jacob lately?
Yeah, I saw him at a get together lately standing close-by to some birds last week, but I think he was scared of them.

by Calguy January 1, 2022

Jacob

He’s one of, if not the most sweetest, caring, kind hearted souls you’ll ever meet. Genuinely an intellectual. A best friend, and can be an even more amazing partner. He is insecure but doesn’t share how he feels with anyone he isn’t very close to. Jacob is an amazing human being

I wish I had as much integrity as Jacob.

by Chafingeyebrows January 2, 2022

Jacob Mark Greenwood

Hot, beautiful, sexy, perfect and god of everything

I love Jacob Mark Greenwood sooooo much more

by Emmq-Jayne January 5, 2022

Jacob

a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box

"Jacob is gay"

by shayphlex January 5, 2022

Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.

Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.

by Lipid January 7, 2022

Jacobs

'Jacobs' is complex Cockney rhyming slang for 'knackers'. Jacob's Cream Crackers.

"I looked him straight in the face and said, 'I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!”

by Sr. Barata January 9, 2022

Jacob

Very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable

Person 1: i just met this guy who is very tall and handsome and cool and calm and swag and drippy and fashionable!!

person 2: He must be a Jacob

by SexySwag January 11, 2022