john york

A handjob with a condom on.

Brian: Did you hear about Drew's date last night?
Greg: Yeah, I heard he got a john york, what a loser.

by rugmuncher82 October 10, 2017

Pie-john

Native American,lazy Indian, usually Joe t...

You are a pie-john

by Junheyy88 October 16, 2017

John Nicoletti

My dad

"When will John Nicoletti support me and my mom?"

by peefwan October 27, 2017

John Dear

A douche, or an asshole

Billl: I Fucking hate Bill he's a Fucking John Dear
Carl: I know i fucking hate that kid

by BAM.may March 23, 2017

john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.

Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack

by G. E. A. June 17, 2017

Teddy John

Teddy John is straight up amazing. There is not anyone better. Teddy John always knows what to say to take your breath away. He loves to surprise you and sometimes scare you. He thinks it's funny. It is funny. He has the sexiest body and the best dick. It should win an award. He is a hard worker and loves his woman. He has at least 10 nicknames. He also nicknames his woman too, things like butta-fly or muffin. She is the luckiest woman in the world. Teddy John makes life wonderful. He loves meat and his favorite side dish is always smooth mashed potatoes. He likes to bang popsicles after dinner and cuddle on the couch. Usually he falls asleep on the couch and stumbles to bed later. He's got potential to be rich. Like really rich. Teddy John will steal your heart. He is loyal, more than a puppy. He has a sense of humor that will always have you laughing. The wit. None is better. If you find a Teddy John. Keep him close. Hold him tight. Treat him right. Love him ALLLLL night. He deserves the world. He does. He would give it to you. He will change your life.

Damn, who is that girl with?? He is so fucking fine.... oh, that's Teddy John. He has the best cock in the world. It's true. Look it up. It won an award.

by Buttaflymuffin November 7, 2017

Koppeling A John

A term used by the residents of Cape Town, a modern slang term, a linguistic cross-over between English and Afrikaans.

The act of leaving your group of friends when you are very emotional ie. acting like a little bitch over something trivial and/or stupid

James: "Don't be an idiot Luke, Gibson is way better than Fender :
Luke: well, "Fuck you James I've had enough of your shit."

*Luke storms away tears flushing down his face"

James" Aii there Luke is Koppeling A John"

by Malloy the taking Bear February 18, 2018