Fake friends

They always reject you.
They change their behavior in 2 seconds.
They're never happy for you.
They're always jealous of you.
They insult you and then,they say "it's just a joke.
They make you cry.
They never defend you.
They don't text you back.
They act different with you want they're around other friends.
You cant tell them your problems.
They don't laugh at your jokes or they fake laugh.
They just text you when they need something.
They always talk about them.
And more...
In conclusion,I have fake friends.

Fake Friend:Hey!I know we havent talk for a while but I need-
Me:You always need things from me! I only have fake friends.

by that one bitch_ June 12, 2020

Dog Friend

A friend who exists to make everyone happy, they may shit on your floor, but you still over them

Friend 1: have you met example?

Friend 2: yeah he's our dog friend!
Friend1: yeah, but he has beef with jaquavyontavious.
Friend 2: every dog shits on the floor

by kai~kun August 25, 2020

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

gateway friend

the friend other people use to get to someone they want to talk to, be with, date etc.

She is using her as a gateway friend to get to her guy friends.

by peders July 14, 2012

Apocalypse friend

noun - friend who, unlike the antonym fair weather friend, is there through all the fire and brimstone moments in life. When a person is unwell, heartbroken, jobless, homeless or even had a day from hell this friend is patiently there through the worst of it. They are the friend to the end.

Following a bad break up and the death of a well loved grandparent, I battled with depression. My apocalypse friend wasn't phased by any of the hell fire or brimstone, they held my hand and led me through the worst of it.

by Red Gnomez September 27, 2013

Firewall Friend

A friend that keeps you safer on the internet. This can be through informative conversations, physical technical assistance and remote technical assistance.

"I'm not really sure if I'm practicing safe behavior online. I wish I had more firewall friends."

by jordanteater June 21, 2012

Friend Hater

A person that secretly dislikes all of their friends.

Acts friendly towards people in person but when alone reflects upon how annoying everybody is or other things they don't like. May or may not talk shit depending on the person.

I'm friends with them but I don't really like them, I'm a friend hater.

by legend-inthe-making December 16, 2011