Adam

Has a big nose and face full of pimples and acne scars. Thinks he’s god but really lame af. Thinks he can rap but all his songs suck really bad. Might be good at frestyling tho. Oh his dick is like discolored like a popsicle brown on the bottom pink on the top. Don’t be friends with Adam he fucking sucks and is wack af. Might give you an std be ware.

Adam:yo like I know how to rap check it

Anyone:shut the fuck up you suck !

by Lickmyclitbitch February 25, 2019

adam pee

he pissed on my mom

can adam pee eat my mom
no

by adampissed69 June 15, 2021

Adam man in the hood

A fake name who in real life is a jerk and has no friends and no life and a hairline from a fast food chain

you are a Adam man in the hood

by TNT BOOMBER 7877 December 29, 2018

Adam

A fucking train wreck

“Adam is a fucking train wreck”

by Adamthetrainwreck April 10, 2020

adam

biggest dick in existence

fuck man adam has a horse cock i bet he fucks josef all the time

by bennybanan December 10, 2021

adams mic

a shit headset bought at the back of popeyes that make all your friends yell at you over playstation

friend:hey you wanna buy adams mic?
me: no that shit sounds like a paper rustling over an avalanche

by guysimhere December 28, 2018

Ddog Adams

The name given to a person when they’ve reach hall of fame in ufc and in life.

Did you see Ddog Adams last night that guys crazy

by Dbdcrazyman May 3, 2024