Adam is a man who has a HUGE cock. He is also a very attractive person who really cares about his friends, he stays to himself most of the time and does well with girls, most girls love him for who he is, Adam is a bit of a simp for certain people and you can easily tell just by the way he acts. He is very affectionate and will do anything for you as long as he cares about you.
Girl one: Damn Adam looks sexy today.
Girl two: I heard he has a massive cock too.
Girl one: I think he has one too.
Girl two: I heard he has a massive cock too.
Girl one: I think he has one too.
by Your biological mother. November 25, 2021

Bald, tiny hands and even smaller ears! Usually owns comp sites, buys impulsively and loves hot tub businesses.
by Ibbowibboibbowibbo November 23, 2021

Adam - Wins 1v5 clutch
Taha - "Nice clutch Adam Rashvan !"
Adam Rashvan - Shut the front door you stupid nigger
Taha - "Nice clutch Adam Rashvan !"
Adam Rashvan - Shut the front door you stupid nigger
by anonymous May 14, 2024

No one likes adam. Adam is the biggest pussy and the biggest scumbag. Adam will talk so much shit online but never does anything in person.. Adam is a peon.
by Adam Almaliki November 4, 2019

by dub cat June 18, 2016

Random person:Adam what are you wearing
Adam:mom I’m wearing my fur suit so i can get railed by the zoophile neighbor!
Adam:mom I’m wearing my fur suit so i can get railed by the zoophile neighbor!
by Himbcyes June 30, 2023

by jwuwbdnf May 12, 2025
