Cake is Diamonds

Refering to ongoing debate as to whether CAKE or PIE is superior. Legend has it if the word pie were to be uttered continously for eternity and the same done with the word cake that the word pie would continously increase exponentially in turn making cake more rare than pie. Thus CAKE IS DIAMONDS.

Dont get me wrong, pie is great but Cake, well Cake is Diamonds.

by johnnysodoff February 19, 2009

Birthday cake

When you cum on somebody’s face, then spit on them and finish it off with a bitch slap.

Gave that bitch a birthday cake, bitches love birthday cakes.

by eggowaffle February 18, 2019

Cake daddy

Formally known as the cake boss the cake daddy is the daddy of all daddies.

Miles McKenna is such a cake daddy

by Henry&thehendersons August 29, 2017

slut cake

a whore with a tasty cunt

"that slut cake ivanage sure had a tasty cunt"

by Kraft August 11, 2006

emo cake

A really emo kid. A kid who dresses emo.

Kid 1: Have you see mike, the emo kid?
Kid 2: Yeah he is such an emo cake!

by MC Fresh September 26, 2006

baking a cake

Referring to a yeast infection.

I have to go to the gyno I am baking a cake down there.

by Matty010 October 16, 2005

Birthday Cake

The act of inserting a carrot rectally in a sideways fashion

My ass was sore from the birthday cake my girlfriend gave me.

by Durty Sanchez August 17, 2003