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Troll

Kacey.
(Substitute troll and Kacey interchangeably and it will be the same thing)
Example: Bro you are such a troll I can’t take you seriously at all.

Example 2: Bro you are such a Kacey I can’t take you seriously at all.
by The cake man May 29, 2023
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Internet Half-Troll

In the same way that an Internet Troll takes pleasure in causing drama and chaos, the Internet Half-Troll takes pleasure in countering everything that the troll posts in a way that brings about laughter and harmony by making the troll look foolish This often cuts off the troll's lulz that it requires for sustenance and forces the troll out through attrition, thus causing the troll to seek its lulz in a place that isn't under the surveillance of half-trolls.

Traits:
Internet Half-Trolls are more intelligent than Internet Trolls and regenerate faster due to their more omnivorous diet of both the internet rage of troll as well as the lulz of the random Internet bystander. Should an Internet Half-Troll consume both internet rage AND lulz in rapid succession the two energies can catalyze, causing the Internet Half-Troll to be temporarily phased into an ethereal state known as The Zone. While In The Zone an Internet Half-Troll becomes invulnerable, his attack-rate doubles, and his initiative and reflexes increase to Mythic proportions. Any attacks received by an Internet Half-Troll are instantly countered and damage increases one factor for every strike.

According to obscure Urban Legend, should an internet half-troll be exposed to The Zone long enough his being will converge with the presence of all half-trolls past, present, and future becoming The Legendary Super Half-Troll, a state far exceeding that of any troll, including Trolldin himself.
Timmy: "Look what I drew with my new pencil set! Isn't it cool? :P"

Internet Troll: "That looks like trash, Timmy. You should burn it before the police arrest you!"
Timmy: "-sniffle-" ::cries::

Internet Half-Troll has entered the chat!

Internet Half-Troll: "It's not that bad, Timmy. Let me SHOW you what real trash looks like..."
Internet Half-Troll has uploaded imagefile ******##.jpg
Timmy: "Um... what is that even supposed to be? My two-year old cousin draws better than that."
Internet Troll: "WHERE THE ***** DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?!"
Bystander: "Aw man! that looks like it was drawn by a drunken retarded monkey with hooks for arms!!! LOL!!"
Internet Troll: "***** YOU YOU ***** PIECE OF *****!!!1!!!"
Internet Half-Troll has entered The Zone
Internet Half-Troll: "Nah, man, it's cool. You already *****ed that drawing hard enough. I don't do sloppy-seconds."
Timmy: LOL!
Bystander: LOL!

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troll

bro who let the troll out
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Gmail Troll

A person who sends a bulk email to many people.
Jacob is a Gmail Troll because he sent a bulk email to many people with an video of someone shot in the head with blood splattered all over him.
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Trolling

When you are driving around, usually with at least another person, but instead of doing so in order to reach some kind of destination the purpose of "trolling around" is to stay mobile while consuming illicit substances.
Let's finish trolling around this neighborhood before the movie.
by Weavenb February 23, 2023
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Troll

*internet troll* a person who pretends to be stupid on the internet in order to be funny, but forgets to be funny.
I'm arguing with a troll on Facebook.
by Kittykatt25 March 12, 2023
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Troll

Yx and TehNubNess in RuneScape love to have people message them about their shitty in game attempts to troll players.
Yx and TehNubnessAre need people to troll them
by Yx Is A POS March 30, 2023
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