Golden

golden
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey

“Your very golden, Emma.”

“Thank you Hadley.”
“I meant the shart.”
“I know.”

by heiheigolden April 12, 2022

Golden Baby Shower

After finishing on a person’s face, you piss on them to clean it off

Person 1: “Damn, Amy is in to Golden Baby Showers!” It was kinda gross…”

Person 2: “Wtf bro why you gotta share that at lunch!”

by IGottaPhDtoBloeShtUp October 14, 2022

The Golden

A 2.1 Extreme Demon mega-collaboration hosted by BoBoBoBoBoBoBo and El3cTr0, published by Bo and verified by nSwish on April 17, 2020.

i just verified The Golden lets go

by midcap April 18, 2023

the golden ticket

Louisiana term used to describe a person that believes that they have the key to success that can drastically change their life and/or people around them

It can be business wise, academic, social media, athletics etc.

However many people think they are the golden ticket but you need actual success in order to actually be it.

I can’t lie to you son that man Alex is really the golden ticket, he’s got 12 offers as a sophomore I think he’s going to the league.

I’m not gonna lie you are not the golden ticket you swear you’re next up but it’s been 7 years and none of your songs have blown up.

by ShopKip November 25, 2023

Golden Bedsheets

Performing a golden bedsheet is when one or both sexual parters pee in or on the bed and in the bedsheets before performing sexual acts in or on said bed.

Bro, Conwell's girlfriend tricked him into trying a golden bedsheets but didn't tell him right away. The dude is still mentally scarred from it.

by MaxConwell December 18, 2022

golden limbo

Golden limbo is when an individual bends over backwards and directs their urine forcefully up and over themselves so it lands behind their head.

My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't piss into the urinal while facing away from it, so I did the golden limbo and won my 20.

by Suka Blyaat July 22, 2022

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021