To Keep it G Real, of Keep it Gangsta Real, is to be completely honest and true to oneself and others. Similar to the term keeping it real but the distinction between these phrases is that Keeping it G Real means that said individual uses things such as their neighborhood, of hood, groups and other people with credibility they may be associated with to validate their statements. Popularized by the late Vincent Brown, A.K.A. G Real, in the viral video where he tells his op, “today I got time.”
I’m going to Keep it G Real, you disrespected me, you disrespected my hood. I’ll show you how gangsta I am.
by RollinUpVonPack October 09, 2022
A nobody can simply be defined as Tobias, a medevial physician who stole an adopted-royal's girl. He was so salty, that he called him a nobody.
by Honeydew.com June 29, 2021
When you rub your finger around a woman's vagina whilst masturbating, before shouting "Oh yeah! This is The Real Deal!" and proceeding to ejaculate on her.
by blr416 April 26, 2025
by blr416 April 18, 2025
An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Apple
1. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.
2.the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
1. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.
2.the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
by Bigleoth August 23, 2019
Seriously?
Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Hym "Oh yes of course, I forgot that one (Not really I haven't forgotten any of them). No, ALL accomplishments are real! Seriously. I seriously mean that when I say it. All of them are real. Especially the ones for which you're not given credit.
Really real. Some super real accomplishments that are totally earned and make you better than everyone. That's what all of your stuff is. Just... Just super real and super earned. Your social lysenkoism is true and correct and the only things more real than your accomplishments are retards. They're the most real people (in my book). I love this new version of honesty I'm trying! It's great because instead of saying what I want to say, I say what I'm allowed to say under threat of violence and theft. And that's how things shout be! Because if I'm allowed to say things people don't like, it's an affront to their ability to violence me. So I need to watch what I say to other people and other people need to... Not do that to me... Because if I violence people for saying things I don't like I go to prison immediately because I don't have fucku money... BUT NONE OF THAT MATTERS ANYMORE! I'm turning over a new leaf! Maybe I'll write a monologue later about how genetically and morally inferior I am to everyone (Especially retards with fat cocks). Or maybe a poem about how I should be respecting women for fucking retards. And then I'll find a woman who doesn't want to fuck me and just give her all my money. All of those are good plan! I'm definitely going to do most of them later."
by Hym Iam March 03, 2023