Master Gorge

The mad man himself teaching Latin and French. He loves talking to his possums and loves his school SHORE. If you don’t do your language perfect watch out!

Boy: Hey Master Gorge I didn’t do my homework.

Gorge: My possum that’s a Friday

by Unnamed1356929692 November 10, 2019

Divorced from their masters

Uh oh, I guess I'm in hell now. I guess I have to just do whatever Jordan Peterson says, huh guys?

Hym " 'Divorced from their masters' is an interesting way to put it Jordan. Because it implies the we have masters, that the bureaucracy is there to keep us away from the MASTERS that we supposedly have, AND rather than just not having masters you want to prop up an intermediary so people can FEEL like they are connected... To THE MASTERS that they have... But would they ACTUALLY BE CONNECTED? No. Probably not. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE HAMMER-CLOWNS! You piss and moan about hammer clowns but with out me, where are you? DIVORCED FROM THE MASTERS DR. JORDAN PETERSON ACKNOWLEDGES YOU ACTUALLY HAVE. You have masters. That's a thing that Jordan Peterson casually acknowledged. Right there in that video. That's a thing."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

master roaster

When you let a dog or your dog eat you out

Damn i wanna master roaster rn

by Eatdatpusy445 May 4, 2018

Pedal bike master

He who has the most freestyle ,flatland, bmx pedal bikes . Also known as the freestyle master, and or king.

Did y'all go watch the pedal bike master ride a wheelie for over a mile.

by Blessedmess July 2, 2023

master saster

One who is a of master sassification

Ever since Jerome got divorced he has become cynical and has become quite the master saster.

by Squidilicious June 13, 2017

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

.9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 10, 2025

Girth Master

When a femal message a man
"Isn't this a huge dick"

And guy responds meh I guess
She says " are you fucking stupid, it's so massive and sexy."
He says oh ya it is huge.

They he jerks of to the entire SAGA of girth master.

He asks you to shove your fingers down his throat and gently slap him...
He persists and yells harder bitch.
Then she punches him in the face while driving his throat and shuving her fingers 9 inches done his throat and giving him a busted bleeding black eye. Because he is the THROAT GOAT.

OHHHH JEEEEZ HE MOANS WHILE SQUATING A CUMING AGAINS A WALL...

Girth master got me so hot I can't contain myself against that wall....not punch me bitch ....ohhhhh jeeeez.

Free diddy.

by Currently fucking a man October 23, 2024