wooden horse torture

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024

Horse Breeding

When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.

The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.

by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025

Angry horse

When a horse obsessed person keeps posting pictures of their horse, and the horse does not willingly comply.

Look at that girl who keeps posting pictures of her horse, that is one angry horse.

by Kuuuuuuuuuuuush February 2, 2015

Horse Girl

A girl obsessed with horses and somewhat resembles one

Person 1. Yo check out this chick from up North

Person 2. Nay! She’s a horse girl
Person 1. Gross

by Ginger nut biscuits August 2, 2021

Crazy Horse

Crazy horse was born in 1842 time. She fought in the battles of Fetterman Fight, Battle of the Rosebud, Battle of the Little Bighorn. Crazy Horse was a Lakota war leader of the Oglala band in the 19th century. He took up arms against the United States federal government to fight against encroachment by white American settlers on Native American territory and to preserve the traditional way of life of the Lakota people. She had a daughter named They Are Afraid of Her. Crazy Horse died on September 5, 1877, Fort Robinson Museum & History Center, NE.

Crazy horse is awesome.

by Lilly Green December 7, 2020

Horse Digger

Basically someone who dates another person mainly because they dig their horse more than the person.

Yar is dating Dldar because he has a horse

she’s such a horse digger it’s unbelievable!

by TheCoolerTwin June 19, 2022

The horse

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THE HORSE IS NOT REAL, PAY IT NO ATTENTION

by LeslieWren February 12, 2022